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Because I'm Awesome
I decided it doesn't matter whether it's in chronological order or not. I'm just putting up the stories as I remember them. Right now I'm grouping a few of the shorter stories together into one post. Because they're not big enough to be their own posts....
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"This is all your fault you crazy bitch!" Were the first words I said after my ex, let's call her Queen Bitch, decided that we should break up. Truthfully it was long over due. It had become an overbearingly co-dependent relationship. I can't even blame...
July, 2009 Way back in 2009, you know those pre-historic times. I was invited by my friend Sucia to a pool party in Jamaica Queens. It was me, Ass Vanish, Sucia, our friend Dwarf (She’s really short), and some other chick, we’ll call her High (All she...
December 2010 In early December, I was very busy. Going to school, starting my own business, and working a regular job. One weekend I had off from school and work. I work overnight and have always been a bit of a night owl. On my nights off I still usually...
I've decided to start a blog about my life. Mostly because I would like to have a way to keep track and not forget about the goings on in my life. Be they complete genius, awesomeness, debauchery, douchebaggery, or jackassery. I've decided to make it...
February 14th, 2011 I’ve been called conceited, I’ve been called narcissistic, I’ve been called a lot of things actually. I prefer to think of myself as Marco Nieves, that guy with unshakable confidence who doesn’t care what the world thinks of him. Marco...
Summer 2008 I’ve realized a few things while writing these memoirs about my life recently. One, my tiny ass studio apartment in Manhattan has become party central for everyone I know. Despite the fact that it looks like a clown car by the time the party...
For some reason I always tend to get the chicks that are completely bat-shit crazy. They’re always hot, but they’re insane. The one’s that put me up on a pedestal like I’m a god or something; maybe that is part of the attraction. Anyway, don’t need a...
Contrary to popular opinion not all my life is filled with vaginal triumph and all around awesomeness. Even though I am way more awesome than the average male, even I epically fail sometimes. Yes, even I, the ultimate Alpha Male can fail at times. These...
I usually don’t tend to write about my relationships. Even though I believe I can find the humor in anything. Hell I’ve found the humor in death before, why not relationships and heartbreak? Most of the time I don’t want to look back at relationships...
May 2009: I have lost count of how many times I’ve been called an asshole or a jerk by a woman. Honestly it has been WAY too many to count. If I had a penny…you know how that statement ends. It has quite a little ring to it too. It’s almost like music...
I’ve come to realize something about myself. When it comes to women, I enjoy the thrill and the excitement of the chase more than having. It’s like Christmas, once you open your gift, no matter how great it is, you’re never going to be as excited about...
“What is a bad boy? He’s a rebel without a cause, a cool dude in a motorcycle jacket. A real life Huckleberry Finn who wants to take you on a wild river ride to adventure. He’s wounded, moody, misunderstood, a dreamer, a seducer, a daredevil. He’s a man...
April 2011: This story is one that I’m not sure any of my friends have heard. I was going through a lot of drama at the time and even though this story had it’s share of highlights it was definitely overshadowed by the drama in life at the time. Now that...
July 2008:There are times when life is all warm and fuzzy, and you’re on cloud nine, and all that fuzzy happy crap. Then there are times when stress just gets the better of you. It happens to everyone. Life is a roller coaster and you’re just on for the...
Spring 2009: Two Latinos walk into a bar. No, that’s not the start of a bad joke, that’s actually how my night started one day in the spring of 2009. It was a nice night, almost summer like. The kind if night where people throw their inhibitions to the...
I have a group of friends that I just have the stupidest conversations I’ve ever had with. Iron Mike, Him, Church, The Murderer, and Evil Twin. While they’re not all necessarily part of the same group, they all have a knack for saying outlandish shit....
Most people think that I am not capable of being in a relationship, it’s simply not true. I was in a relationship for five fucking years after all, and a few shorter ones too. Just because I don’t like to talk about them doesn’t mean I can’t be in them....
I figured I should explain the lack of updates lately so that people don’t start thinking that I’ve just abandoned the website. Far from it actually. However my computer has unfortunately crashed, and it’s taking longer than expected to fix. As soon as...
Winter 2006: So even though it seems like I am a bottomless pit of sarcasm, asshole remarks, humor, wit, and smart arsery, which honestly most of the time I am. There’s still parts of me that hate seeing people that don’t deserve it be done wrong. On...
June 2011: Sometimes stupid things happen. Even to smart people. You can’t explain it, you can’t stop it, it just happens. You can either choose to be bitter about it and sulk, whine, bitch, or moan. Or you can laugh it off and keep going with your life....
Note: Sorry for the lack of pictures in this post. Usually I like sprinkling my posts with pretty things to look at but I wrote and posted this entry completely on my iPad so it's pretty hard to add in pictures. I had so much fun with the other one I...
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