This Is All Your Fault You Crazy Bitch! A Little Backstory.

"This is all your fault you crazy bitch!" Were the first words I said after my ex, let's call her Queen Bitch, decided that we should break up. Truthfully it was long over due. It had become an overbearingly co-dependent relationship. I can't even blame her in hindsight. I was the one who let her slowly destroy my life. From alienating friends, to deleting contacts, to just being an all around whorish bitch, with disgusting whore logic. Who ended up fucking my now ex-drummer, we'll call him Slimeball. At first I freaked out about this. I mean who wouldn't freak out after having a 5 year relationship end? A crazy whore that's who. She wanted to be friends so I tried it out for a little. I don't know why. That ended when Queen Bitch went on a crazy tirade that ended with her txting me threats of sending Slimeball after me. To which I told her he could try and do whatever he wants. And in a second txt I said "But you have to be at least 4 feet tall to scare me." Yes he was indeed a tiny little Hispanic man who was socially awkward and totally sucked at life. I never got a response. And just like that, she was out of my life for good. I thought about revenge, I thought about putting the naked pictures of her that she thought she'd deleted from my hard drive on the Internet. But I didn't, I took the high road. And by high road I mean I kept them around for black mail in case she went on another Queen Bitch crazy tirade. She is so infamous for those. Ask any friend that was a big part if my life from 1999 to 2008. Yes I know that's more then 5 years but we broke up for like two years before getting back together and coming to a fiery end in early 2008. And to think she tried to convince me that I was the crazy one. If that's not crazy whore logic, then I don't know what is. Once the initial freaking out over the breakup with Queen Bitch subsided, I felt an overwhelming sense of freedom. I realized that I was finally free. I felt an overwhelming weight being lifted off my shoulders and I decided from then on I would live my life a completely different way. Never again would I let anyone destroy my life or happiness. My happiness is my own and no one can take that away from no matter what they do. I'd never ever let anyone even try to dominate or tame me ever again. I'd live my life for myself, and my happiness. I remember Hanging out with my friends Sucio (named that because of his talent with females) and Ass Vanish (named that because of his epic strike outs with women), at Ass Vanish's beach house in Rockaway. We were walking along the boardwalk that night and an incredible calm came over me. And I made the aforementioned realization and knew that everything was going to be ok. That year I moved back out on my own (after moving back in with the parents briefly after the breakup). And surrounded myself with friends and family. Not to mention got drunk almost every weekend. Drunk and rowdy is an awesome way to go through life. That's also the first year that I became the man whore I've become known as. That is the year where my life restarted. Left all previous disappointments in the past, stopped stifling my personality for the benefits of others and just started being the real me. The filter that normal people have between their brains and their mouths was gone. This was and is me. The real me. Unfiltered, untethered, untamed. That's what this site is going to be about. My life from that point on. The awesomeness and even the not so awesomeness of my life. Mostly for my own cataloging and memories. Like I've lived my life since that moment, this is for myself, and my happiness, and for the few other people that might want to share in my life. I'll start with pre 2011 stories and slowly work my way to present day and on. As my life happens.