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Because I'm Awesome
Note: Sorry for the lack of pictures in this post. Usually I like sprinkling my posts with pretty things to look at but I wrote and posted this entry completely...
I figured I should explain the lack of updates lately so that people don’t start thinking that I’ve just abandoned the website. Far from it actually. However...
Most people think that I am not capable of being in a relationship, it’s simply not true. I was in a relationship for five fucking years after all, and...
Winter 2006: So even though it seems like I am a bottomless pit of sarcasm, asshole remarks, humor, wit, and smart arsery, which honestly most of the time...
June 2011: Sometimes stupid things happen. Even to smart people. You can’t explain it, you can’t stop it, it just happens. You can either choose to be...
I have a group of friends that I just have the stupidest conversations I’ve ever had with. Iron Mike, Him, Church, The Murderer, and Evil Twin. While they’re...
April 2011: This story is one that I’m not sure any of my friends have heard. I was going through a lot of drama at the time and even though this story...
Spring 2009: Two Latinos walk into a bar. No, that’s not the start of a bad joke, that’s actually how my night started one day in the spring of 2009. It...
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