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Because I'm Awesome
July 2008:There are times when life is all warm and fuzzy, and you’re on cloud nine, and all that fuzzy happy crap. Then there are times when stress just...
May 2009: I have lost count of how many times I’ve been called an asshole or a jerk by a woman. Honestly it has been WAY too many to count. If I had a...
I’ve come to realize something about myself. When it comes to women, I enjoy the thrill and the excitement of the chase more than having. It’s like Christmas,...
“What is a bad boy? He’s a rebel without a cause, a cool dude in a motorcycle jacket. A real life Huckleberry Finn who wants to take you on a wild river...
Contrary to popular opinion not all my life is filled with vaginal triumph and all around awesomeness. Even though I am way more awesome than the average...
I usually don’t tend to write about my relationships. Even though I believe I can find the humor in anything. Hell I’ve found the humor in death before,...
February 14th, 2011 I’ve been called conceited, I’ve been called narcissistic, I’ve been called a lot of things actually. I prefer to think of myself as...
For some reason I always tend to get the chicks that are completely bat-shit crazy. They’re always hot, but they’re insane. The one’s that put me up on...
Summer 2008 I’ve realized a few things while writing these memoirs about my life recently. One, my tiny ass studio apartment in Manhattan has become party...
December 2010 In early December, I was very busy. Going to school, starting my own business, and working a regular job. One weekend I had off from school...
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